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YouTube's gonna be pissed when they find out Mike's Hard Lemonade is stealing their motto.

It's been a fun three and a half years, but it's time for someone else to take the reins of this site.  I'm really glad to announce that Whelt will take over as the new owner of YouChew.  

As for me, I will continue to host and do technical behind-the-scenes stuff, but in a more diminished role.

Thanks to everyone for allowing me to run the best community I had the fortune of being a part of.  

It may not come as a surprise due to the server change, but I have decided to resign as administrator.   It has been a lot of fun and an experience I'll definitely never forget.  Thanks so much to everyone!

Hey There Dick Guy I am Homsar

my username on youchew poop

YTP ROCKS!

Post something when you have a fucking the facebook profie

I Post your FUCKING Wall

FUCK YA!

I have resigned from the moderating staff. It's been great working with you guys, and keep up the good work. I'll miss being part of the team.

I know exactly what you mean. I watched far too much Johnny Bravo as a kid and now I'm a muscular narcissistic sex machine.

About an hour ago, someone was able to log in to an admin's account.  They were able to log in to the ACP with this account and change the theme to what many of you saw.  I did not contact the person but going by their twitter, they do this for fun and they are not affiliated with any current or past members of YouChew.

Before changing the theme, they download a copy of every single member on YouChew along with usernames, email address, and password hashes.  All passwords are salted and hashed making it difficult to crack, however weak passwords can be brute-forced very quickly if the hashing algorithm is known.  How YouChew hashes their passwords is not a secret, so to be safe, it is very strongly recommended that you change your password and the password on the email account you use for YouChew.  I can't stress this enough.

To prevent any further break-ins, the admin in question is no longer an admin for the time being and their password was forcibly reset.  It's possible they compromised their email account to log in, so they will not be able to get back in until they change their email address here as well.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHING!!!

Whelt said:

Dognapalm said:

BASICALLY RIGHT THIS GUY WAS GOING TO BUY THIS GAME WHICH I THINK IS AMAZING BUT HE DIDN'T AND GOT THIS GAME WHICH I HATE SO I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE

I don't recall saying "I hope he dies in a fire" but ok then

Whelt said:

I was also at GameStop once, and some guy and his kid were deciding on a game, The dad seemed kind of interested in Metroid Prime Trilogy. Then the clerk recommended Assassin's Sodomy instead, and he got that. I was like ._.

Hope the kid enjoys sodomy and not playing the best games ever

Whelt said:

I was also at GameStop once, and some guy and his kid were deciding on a game, The dad seemed kind of interested in Metroid Prime Trilogy. Then the clerk recommended Assassin's Sodomy instead, and he got that. I was like ._.

Hope the kid enjoys sodomy and not playing the best games ever

Whelt said:

I was also at GameStop once, and some guy and his kid were deciding on a game, The dad seemed kind of interested in Metroid Prime Trilogy. Then the clerk recommended Assassin's Sodomy instead, and he got that. I was like ._.

Hope the kid enjoys sodomy and not playing the best games ever

NAveryW said:

BerixMaster2010 said:

Well, it's like Mr. Krabs always says...

Found by Not An S. Posted by me

LIST:

All The Sound Forge Audio Editors

All Sony Acid, Acid Music Studio, and Acid Pro
Audio Recording Programs (for all you rockstars and YTPMV'ers)

Sonic Foundry Vegas 1,2,3, and 4
+ different versions with different languages

Sony Vegas 5,6,7,8,9,10,11

ALL the movie studio, and pro versions of each (if had one)

Cinescore and Cinescore 1.0 (Automatic Music Generator for movie scores)

DVD Architect and Cd Architect Studio and Pro
(lets you make your own CD's and DVD's. Menus and all.)

Jamtraxx (some extra shit for acid I think)

MM4wm (Some walkman add on)

VISCOSITY: Image Editor. I HIGHLY recommend this for someone who cant be bothered
to figure out photoshop or Gimp

And a lot of other crap. You'll just have to download it to see what it is

http://download.sony...re.com/current/

KEYGENS FOR VEGAS 1 THROUGH 9

On March 18, 2013 11:17 PM, theFXexpert26 said:

Ok here are the keygens.  I gave it an unsuspecting file name and a password that is difficult to crack just in case.

Download: Link

Password:

[email protected]

ALTERNATE link for keygens 1-9

https://mega.co.nz/#!y5lEyJKD!18jr1pasH9e4JDa7f6DGDhF3AKFFpgXSkUhnjI3bHl0

Crack For Sonic Foundry Viscosity
http://www.mediafire.com/?0wmiimqyqmq


vegas 12 patch
http://www.mediafire.com/?02x7l31cup56b42

SONY VEGAS 13 PRO

https://mega.co.nz/#!ZUAgxBRT!xffulxcn__qu17cph3DCuInYH6INz573c99u1uZ9KDs
 

PATCH FOR VEGAS 13

https://www.mediafire.com/?l3fn1u8dc7511vb

ALTERNATE VEGAS 13 LINK (Contains both installer and Patch)

https://www.dropbox.com/s/n3n63ibplsxkmeg/13ThirteenNevada.zip?dl=0

HOW TO USE THE PATCH FOR VEGAS 13

All of the above have been tested for viruses and have been sitting in my laptops for almost 2 years now
without any harm. Make that 5 years and still nothing

If your antivirus picks them up as viruses, its just a false positive. some software picks up anything that has certain names (like crack or keygen) in them

So cold.

He was quoted earlier saying, "it's just a stupid boulder!"

Not so of a Avatar then.

Skwidora said:

I...had to draw this...

i refuse to believe this isn't intentional

This place fucking rocks. Seriously. We've gone from a short 20 person community hosted on a cheap hosting service, to a small VPS, to a large VPS, to a small dedicated server, to a very large dedicated server, to a medium one. In that time frame, we've expanded beyond what anyone imagined and became one of the very best communites on the internet. (If not the best!)

Just think about it. No matter what happens, no matter how bad it got, we stuck through it all and made bad luck good luck. Even in the most dire of situations, the community has shone through to prove that this site is one to be treasured, something very special that nothing, absolutely NOTHING can imitate. I know people who auto-refresh YouChew when we're down (that won't happen for a while, I promise) to make sure they're back the SECOND we're up again. That's really something.

We have artists, writers, filmmakers, scholars, musicians, coders and so many more talented people who have come together to converse over a myriad of topics. The wealth of information, of conversation that takes place, is amazing. I have learned so much, made so many friends, met so many amazing people...I'm so indebted to this community. So happy. We've become YouChew...we chew everything, not just Poop. We're not a forum about YouTube Poop anymore; we're a forum about the people that make YouTube Poop, and they're a very awesome bunch of people. I am so very proud of this place, and I'm so honored to be able to manage it and make sure it lasts forever. I'm very proud of our staff, too; you guys are awesome.

I don't know if I'm gonna be the one running this place years from now, but I do know that it will be running. I'll make sure of that. I'm confident that no matter what happens, the people of YouChew will band together to make sure it survives. It's one of the closest-knit places ever, and I'm positive there's nothing else on ther internet like it. It's magical. We've had so many characters, people, events, so many unforgettable memories...it's something that you just can't find anywhere else.

I'm sorry for getting so mushy, but dammit, this place just kicks ass. I really thought about YouChew for the two weeks I worked on it, got to really know it and see how amazing the community could be. Go ahead...make a song, a video, art, or just make a long-winded post like me, express what you love about this place. Or don't! We've had a few soreheads in this community, but there are so few, because we've known each other for so long we've built this bond that is just...you just can't get it anywhere else.

I really, really love this place and I'm so happy, so proud, so honored to be able to serve it to you. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy taking care of it. It's not my community; it's ours, and I love every single bit of it, and that includes you. I've seen some of you grow up. Seriously. I wish I knew so many of you in real life, because you're like a family to me. You're awesome and no matter what happens I'll never forget you.

Have a good one YouChew. You rock.

To kick things off, I wanted to show the fantastic cover drawn by @Umigame with the excellent title logo made by @TheOneManBoxOffice

No

/v/ describes things with spongebob quotes

Fucking comedy gold.

The only valuable information they would get from 4chan would be the best place to buy a dragon dildo.

This is the last fucking straw. I've really had it up to here with you dipshit Youchew faggots and your moronic dickery.

It's not enough that I have to moderate you cock-gobbling sap-suckers, but I have to deal with your constant whining, bitching, moaning, fucking, and sucking day in and day out and it REALLY FUCKING WEARS ON MY PATIENCE.

And even then, because I'm such a nice guy, I still put in the time and effort to come back here and humor you fucks with a kind word, a post here and there, and a "good job!", because I don't want to hurt the feelings of a bunch of socially-inept losers like yourselves. Because I know you couldn't handle it.

But even with me being the nicest fucking admin on the planet you faggots still see fit to just go off and off about the same shit, day in and day out, never changing, never wanting to change, all jerking each other off like a bunch of losers that you are.

But this is it, I'm through dealing with all that shit.

So I'm going to say what I've been fucking keeping in for nearly a year now.

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING ASS-SUCKING FAGGOT WHEEL GATOR.

I mean Jebus Christ he is not that fucking great, but no, all you guys do is talk about how he fucked the cops here, or fucking did some shit elsewhere, and how fucking cool he is.

HE'S NOT. He's not that great, his fucking stage is shit, his weapon is shit, and his music is not even that good!

I mean, shit, he's one of the most boring fucking bosses out there, but no, you meme-infested cock-sucks can't go one day without trying to stick your misshapen penises into his fucking mouth.

Instead of, oh, I don't know, talking about someone COOL with COOL music for a fucking change, like fucking Flame Stag, or, you know, a COOL motherfucker like Spark Mandrill, you guys just shit out the same fucking tired Wheel Gator shit day in and day out, all the fucking time.

Well, I've had it with that shit. I've had it with you fucking Whell Gotar fags and your fucking sexual fetish for being torn up the asshole by some tin-dick alligator swimming in his own menstrual blood.

Fuck all of you. I'm done dealing with your horseshit. Go to hell.

I suppose you're here because you're planning on leaving Youchew, huh? I assume you want to make a goodbye thread to go along with that too? Well you're in the right place...or so you might think! Lately it seems quite a few people are making these goodbye threads, but their reasoning oftentimes falls short, and they wind up making a fool of themselves and facing quite a bit of criticism for it, among other things, and that’s no good!

Obviously making a goodbye thread is the easiest and most effective way to spread the word, but that doesn’t always make it the best. If you prescribe to any of the scenarios listed below, you might wanna reconsider making a goodbye thread altogether. Making a status update or a single post in the Off-Topic Lounge (or Poop Discussion and Tennis Café thread(s), if you prefer) may suffice, and you’ll avoid lookin’ like a fool!

So why exactly are ya leaving anyway, huh?

I’m done/going on hiatus from making Youtube Poop.
It’s unfortunate that a lot of folks choose to isolate themselves to the Poop and/or Tennis sections of the forum. I don’t see this alone as a huge issue but it tends to reinforce the idea that they’re only really welcome here if they make videos, which is an idea Youchew has been trying to dispel for years now! Nobody should hold it against you for quitting poop, and Youchew generally doesn’t.

That being said, making a goodbye thread for these reasons will generally cast awkward, condescending glances your way. There’s much more to the community than poop, after all! Many of us haven't made a poop in years and that hasn't stopped us.

If you’re one of those people who only log in to post their videos only to immediately log off once that’s taken care of, I got news for you: nobody is really gonna miss someone like that. Stick around and make some friends, maybe!

I’m just getting tired of the forums.
Hey, fair enough! I congratulate you for having enough dignity to not go out with a bang and get yourself banned like so many have! The “bang” is typically the size of small urine puddle for the mods to clean up, anyway. Trust me; it wouldn’t have been worth it.

Sometimes getting away from the place for a while is all you really need, and that’s cool. If you’re considering an indefinite leave of absence, however, just be wary: The proportion of forum members who return versus those who leave permanently is exceptionally high, especially if they’re better-known here. Even so, it’s reasonable to find yourself on here after a time even if you say you’re leaving for good. Just don’t claim to leave forever, only to return in two weeks, and then expect nobody to notice. In fact, you're better off not making the claim that you're leaving forever. It could save your butt one day!

I’m going on vacation.


I guess it really depends on your vacation. For instance: If you plan on being gone for the weekend or somewhere with an internet connection, I wouldn’t dream of making a thread about it. If your idea of a vacation is, say, backpacking across a continent or two, then go on ahead. Basically, the longer you’re planning on being gone, the less trivial making a goodbye thread will be; regardless of the scenario. I personally would set the absolute minimum at three weeks, which is still more than what the average working American gets per year.

I screwed up and now Youchew is making fun of me/angry at me.
Woah there, little bro! I know that last bit of e-drama may have blown up in your face and put you in a tight spot, but slow down a minute. You might be making your goodbye thread in the heat of the moment, which is the worst time to be making any sort of decision like that! Take it easy and maybe apologize for your actions in the OTL if need be, but give it some thought. Sleep on it. If you think taking a break from here will help as opposed to staying, then by all means do so.

In short, you should be fine as long as these three items are in order:
Time: 30+ days
Reasoning: >90% sound
Certainty: >90% certain you’re leaving

Obviously there are going to be exceptions to this guide and it may vary case-by-case, often in more extreme circumstances. Above all, don’t be a dumb-bot: Use common sense!

If you have any suggestions or comments for this thread, feel free to post them below!

Sonic says.

I defy you to find a bootleg toy more awesome than this.

"Plus, I think America is finally ready for an animated sitcom about a fat stupid guy with a wife who’s too good for him."

Some screams can't be heard.

Richard Yearwood has had a long and diverse career through his acting, voice acting, directing, and producing. Discovered by a talent scout at a school play, he began his career in theater, eventually moving up to advertisements and finally landing a role in an episode of The Littlest Hobo. His two big passions are writing and acting, and he has concentrated on both of them for all of his life. He’s written two books – one of them titled The Perfect Relationship Handbook – and had a fairly prolific acting history.

The English-Canadian actor currently has over 50 TV and film credits to his name (with some video games on the side), and has played all kinds of roles, both big and small, from children’s favorites to quirky spy catchers to violent gang members to kung fu masters. These roles include Ritter Wells in Sanctuary, various voices in Saint’s Row, computer hacker Rick in the cult video game Dino Crisis and its sequel, an upcoming role as Ganymede in the next Percy Jackson film, and a lead recurring role as the “wild card” on the team of the action comedy InSecurity (“the Canadian 24”)¹.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvNBoyEnjE

Aside from appearing onscreen and as an offscreen voice, Yearwood has gained experience behind the camera. According to his biography, Yearwood got some advice from the great Canadian filmmaker David Cronenberg which “changed his life forever”: learn to direct, because you might get bored acting. As Yearwood wrote, “What it did was make me appreciate everyone’s role in making a project. From that moment, I worked on directing and producing and thankfully I got my opportunity to direct on my own…”² At the moment he has directed episodes on seven different TV shows.

If you go to YouChew or have more than a passing knowledge of 90s cartoons, you probably know Yearwood primarily for one of his most well-known stints: the voice of Donkey Kong on Donkey Kong Country. The 1997 show, produced in France and dubbed in Canada, was one of the first children’s cartoons to use all computer graphics animation, and the results were memorable, to say the least. While the show’s quality is disputed – it’s loved in France in Japan, and it’s liked for a few of the wrong reasons over here – it definitely has its charms. It’s hard not to enjoy the vocal performances, like King K. Rool’s hammy portrayal by Benedict Campbell, and it’s impossible not to take to surprisingly great songs like “I’m Nobody’s Hero” and “One of Us.” It definitely didn’t deserve to be kicked off of Fox to make way for Bill Clinton’s impeachment, which it was. Have the network heads no taste?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLBJevV-ooU

Whatever you take away from the show, you have to admit that you remember Donkey Kong’s voice. Yearwood’s role on the show has lodged his voice into the minds of many children; the single comment on his online blog says “your voice as DK is just gorgeous.” His enthusiasm and emotive acting made him a great match to play the heroic cartoon ape; some actors might see Kong as a toss-off role, but Yearwood took pride in his performance, infusing him with his own personality. No matter how much Nintendo tries to make us think differently, we will always hear Yearwood as Donkey Kong.

Today the Writing Staff of YouChew would like to present a brief interview with the man who made Donkey Kong real for all of us, Richard Yearwood.

________________________

How did you get involved with Donkey Kong Country?

I had done some voice work in the past for Nelvana like Magic School Bus and they brought me in to audition for the voice.

Are you a fan of the series?

Yes I am a fan of the series.

Could you tell us what it's like to work as a voice actor? A quick run-through will suffice.

Working as a voice actor is fantastic. You are able to be as silly as you want in the booth without anyone judging you. You can tell when the character is leaping off the page.

What are your general thoughts on the show, in retrospect?

I think the show was ahead of it's time and if it was on the air right now I think it would run for many years.

Have you ever gotten any notice from your role on the show?

Almost every role I do they bring up that I was the voice of Donkey Kong. It brings Adults back to their childhood and that is a good thing.

As DK, you had a great singing voice. Have you ever considered a musical career?

I used to sing backup for a jazz artist and I have had some luck in the music business. The funny thing is I only sang on the first episode.

Where can audiences find you nowadays?

Nowadays I am directing and producing mostly but just recently I finished a series called InSecurity. I am a CEO of a production company at Paramount Pictures.

Thank you for your time, Mr. Yearwood.
 

________________________

Because of Yearwood's packed schedule, we weren't able to get a longer interview, but we're grateful for his cooperation in any way. Remember to look for him in the upcoming Percy Jackson: the Sea of Monsters, and keep watching Donkey Kong Country every chance you get.

¹ "Richard Yearwood - Actor, Director, Producer." IMDb. IMDb.com, n.d. Web. 23 Apr. 2013. <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0947073/>.

² "Richard Yearwood Biography." Richard Yearwood. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Apr. 2013. <http://richardyearwood.com/biography/>.


This post has been promoted to an article

Interview with Richard Yearwood, the Voice of Donkey Kong

After four years and four months this worn, old moderator has decided to retire. Being a part of the staff at this site has been a fabulous, gratifying experience. Much thanks to everyone.

I know I'll miss serving you guys, and working with the other wonderful people on the staff. This job's a part of me I won't ever forget.

Ooff, it took me three hours or so, but here it is.

hulk hogans strip show fails to attract snappy corgi who has more interest in arin since he prefers his men with multiple chins while kon girl (what the fuck is her name let me look it up oh its ritsu) and pascal are both confused by glitch grover while dark fox hits on sanic who is too PATRIOTIC to give a fuck about dark fox's advances that and sanic is too busy trying to serenade twilight sparkle while kermit copes with all the shit going on by drinking milk and wario is getting the fuck out of here.jpg

And here's a link to my blog where I did a post about this drawing. Translate it in english if you don't understand anything I wrote.

Greetings, YouChew!

If there's one thing this forum is notorious for, (that doesn't involve blue spiny critters or Italian edibles) it's for starting ambitious projects that never see completion. But I'm happy to announce on behalf of those working on the project that the YouChew Trading Card Series, long a top-secret work in progress, has finally been completed and has now been released to the forum public.

The idea of a trading card series was conceptualized by Maestro Snail in 2012, though the effort wasn't well organized then and it never went past early stages. The project was resurrected in early 2015, with him, Whelt, myself, Geibuchan, Fiddlesticks (who also created the promotional images for this series), and dew all contributing card details, while tabull took care of the technical aspects. In addition, several members who weren't directly involved in the project were asked to contribute guest cards for characters or franchises they had particular expertise in. Everyone involved in the project should be applauded for their efforts!

What the project entails is quite simple in concept - collectible trading cards, each profiling a character, franchise, or concept of relevance to the forums or YTP as a whole. There are 100 cards available, in three tiers: 60 bronze cards, 30 silver cards, and 10 gold cards. They can be purchased in a new shop section, via packs of five which are randomly generated. The costlier packs have an increased chance of generating silver and gold cards. As veteran members, some of whom have accumulated a million Chewbucks in the nearly-six years since the system began, are at a clear advantage, only 5 of each pack can be purchased a day (for now, as the number can potentially be changed) to prevent the veterans from very nearly completing their collection on the first day. So more recent members don't have to feel left out of the fun, there is also a free Lottery Machine item that gives you one card, though once you obtain it, you have to wait another 24 hours to obtain another Lottery Machine.

Additionally, a trading system has naturally been built in place. Members now have a "Trading Cards" section on their profiles, from which you can view their available cards. From there you can click Trade to give them a card of yours. (additionally, you can check your own profile's Trade section and type the name of the member you desire to trade with) Full-fledged trading was too complicated to code, so it's essentially more of a giving system. Details can be sorted out with the member you wish to trade with via PM, profile convo, or in this very thread.

There is a master list of all the available cards, but for now it shall remain private, as part of the fun will be the surprise of finding out who appears in the roster. When the master list is eventually revealed, the full credits for who created what will also be made publicly known.

For completing your collection, you will be granted a medal! There are also medals rewarded for obtaining all of a specific tier's cards, ie all 60 bronze cards.

Have fun!

Probo

May 10th addendum:

Now that a user (PrinceOfAllToasters) has completed their set, the roster and credits are now included in the opening post!

Roster:

Credits:

On May 13, 2013 12:59 AM, Robotic said:

 

On May 12, 2013 6:34 AM, Ride said:

Why do girls always ask me the same impossible questions when I come out to them?

 

"Are you sure you're gay? Have you ever been attracted to a girl? How do you know you're not bi? Like, what if you met the perfect girl some day and..."

 

And no matter what I tell them they never seem satisfied. 

They want that thing between C and E.

 

ory in the Hous?

The rules have been changed.  Please take a moment to read them over, especially if you have not read them in a while, or ever.

List of changes

• To be a more transparent staff, the following rule was removed:
  • Don't start threads asking why people are banned. If they told you they were banned for no reason, they're lying to you.
• Due to the type of content posted on this site, the following rule was added:
  • You must be 13 or over to participate.  Anyone under 13 will be suspended until they are at least 13 years old. Current members under 13 who joined before Nov 12, 2015 will be handled on a case-by-case basis.  
    • In addition, it is recommended that you are at least 18 before you join.  This will not be enforced, however certain kinds of discussions that happen here may not be suitable for people under that age.