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I'm really glad that Animal Crossing is getting a game on the switch. The feeling that I got from that reminds me of the feeling that I got from the announcement of Smash Ultimate and the announcement of Kirby: Star Allies.
Also Isabelle is in Smash and that makes me happy.
1Sad that people don't want Isabelle in Smash, like why wouldn't you want options? But I cried b/c I was soo happy lol
I'm considering starting a shop at Teepublic, the more I think of it, the more feasible it sounds.
But for that I'll need to draw up designs cool enough for me to deem them tee-worthy, my current portfolio doesn't have a lot of works optimized for that.
4slap on a running gag from one of your vids and watch the buzzards flock right in
4Your art has potential to be good running gags as well as several sections from YTPs such as Pepis, Mega Man E-Tank for 25 cents
1MMMHMHM yes, there needs to be a pepis shirt!
Oh lordy I need to make that REAL
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Bless you
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Shot through the heart, and you're a squid now
4You give splat a bad name!
1I play online, and you play campaign
1You give splat a bad name! (Bad name!)
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Luigi's Tower of Terror
As tempting as it was to go with the weird morphed Vigoda face that was my first ever YouChew avatar, this is the perfect finale avatar.
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2BAD NEWS! ARTICLE 13 IS APPROVED!
It has been. for like a day
It's an updated version, which means it once again has to be approved by the European Council and by the parliaments of all member states before it can be enacted. That'll take at least a year, if it even survives all of that.
1Oh.
Either way Europe majorly keeps fucking itself over
Well, I guess this is it. YouChew'll be closing down soon. It was fun while it lasted. It's a shame I only got to be part of the community for a month. Ah well. May YouChew's legacy live on in the sites that follow in its footsteps. Farewell, YouChew. Farewell.
3We'll all miss this site for sure. (Welcome back by the way)
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Would you all believe me if I told you that I’m taking the same program that Joe Gran (the guy who made ‘we gotta get spongebob back’) went to back in 2005?
1Let's make this a real grand 2 and a half weeks!
is water wet?
No, because everything you know is wrong.
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought
Was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong1
is this thing still on
hello
YOU PREFABRICATED PENIS
Anyone know of some good tutorials for modelling with Blender? I'm trying to create a 3D model of a robot for a school-related project but I don't know where to start.
Since apparently the Chewiki is going to be shut down completely, has anyone talked about a successor? There should still be a place to find information about YTP and I find the Wikia site to be very unreliable. I also have experience with running wikis so if you need help I'd be glad to.
7Its not really going to be lost. Yoshit is planning to host it on a different website.
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Youchew was fun and amazing but the problem is that I have a hard time using social media to make friends and make entertainment for viewers. I struggle to think of something to write back and having a hard time to avoid being distracted or daydream on off topic things. I am always worried that I might make myself look annoying but I was glad to make a lot of funny stuff when this site was around. Right now. I had this idea of making a tutorial videos on making Youtube Poops without any delay and any loud fan in the background. Wish me luck to rid my procrastination.
2We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1Hey Barry, can you auto-tune the entire history of Youchew? Thanks, bud.
Ugh, school
1it's been awhile...
Welcome back, my friend, though take in what you can. The site's closin' at the end of the month.
I have now reached the 3,000 film landmark.
4all of them chick flicks, now that is impressive
You'd wish. Though, there were a couple that I've seen that I did like.
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I'm going to be less active here since I'm in the middle of upgrading from my 3-year-old Windows 7 laptop to a brand-new Windows 10 laptop (I've been using Windows 7 for over six years now). But it doesn't matter since YouChew is practically closing anyway *shrugs*
But think of what that extra processing power can do to your yewt00b shit quotient. You might be able to make 40min smlogan vids before your editor crashes, lol.
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Got USB3 working on my ancient motherboard today.
Alternate Universe where Kingdom Hearts was an Atlus and Nickelodeon crossover.
"LET'S GO SAVE KAIRI, SPONGEBOB!"
-Raidou
A hurricane is coming to my state soon and they cancelled school for Thursday and Friday. So, It looks like I won't be active here for a while again (even though, I wasn't really active here the past week).
Wish me luck.
3Hope you're alright, bud.
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He has...Baby Blues, so...crystal clear. Clear enough to fill a swimming pool.
1Yo why don't you have a Twitter yet
1*shrugs*
1Geibu has Tumblr and it is his favorite social media to post stuff that is lengthy and detailed.
The better question should be how would Geibuchan decide its fate when choosign to transition to Neon Castle and/or YTP Mania?
That same question can apply to us who have not gone to the two sites yet
3I would go to YTPMania.
Eeeh guys I'm already on both Mania and Neon lol,
As for twitter, I honestly don't know why I haven't made the jump yet, guess I've just been kept a little busy,
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Thanks a lot @retrogenerics. Now NOT ALL OF MY PMS CAN BE BACKED UP.
Sorry
I really wish I’d be able to contribute to more things on YouChew before it closes other than the CD-i dub
The Michael Rosen Raptacular Snatchfoogle
I just discovered a considerably underrated YTPer named munchroom today
4munchroom used to be a mod here. http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/1710-mushrooms™/
3well I'll be
No shit he's still around offsite? I miss that motherfucker. If you see Mushrooms around, tell him EggSoldier sends his regards still will ya? ?
1love his AVGN poops, they're fantastic
1Ye he is good ?
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It's a cool place.
It gets colder.
But then Meteor Man opens a hole in the ozone layer and scorches the surface of the earth. Fuck you, Meteor Man.
I made a YouChew grave and set it as my signature so when YouChew closes and becomes an archive, that grave will be a permanent "secret" tribute to the site for all its hard work.
3See how long you can go without mentioning the site closing
Youchew Dubs Wand of Gamelon And Faces of Evil (Bonus Features Out Now!)1Squadala, we're off!
Where's Gnasty Gnorc?! I'll torch him!!!
The emperor has returned... AND HE HAS NO CLOTHES!
(Hi, nice to see you)1thanks, my members have become seriously erectile and dysfunctional.
You'll have to forgive me if you had an older username and changed to one I don't recognize!
1I wonder if you're going to enter the Neon Castle and/or YTPMania now?
@Crazy Luigi I have already signed up for Neon Castle; I might do YTPMania as well. I'd need to check out the site but I'd like to join if I have it in me to make more ytp... which has been an "I'm gunna do this!" proposition for years now, lol.
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I promised and i make it
My blog about gender problems
I'm a girl.Full storyVery long story , check that. I hope you will not be bored
Peace ❤️
2Well, with the site closing I should probably say this:
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9how could you say something so controversial yet so brave
7This is incredibly offensive! How hasn't this been banned!? The YouChew staff really needs to up their game!
1Reading this and before YouChew closes, I have something to say that is much more shocking:
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2Everyone thinks that though.
if i was still admin i'd sock you in the mouth
2Hell Ing I didn’t think we would ever meet and I damn sure never dreamed these would be the circumstances.
2This is absolutely shocking, I swear!
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tommorow i will go back to school.
I SAID WISH ME LUCK YOU FUCKS.
sorry. jk.
2 days left for me until school
wish me luck.
I've been wanting to write horror stories. And I have a really meta concept in mind.
A teenager who gets into an internet argument that realistically doesn't matter, and his sanity and character slowly starts to become monstrous outside of the internet.
I don't know about this idea on the story part of things, but I think a tale like this could give off the message that you don't have to doubt yourself just because a large chunk of strangers on the web turn against you.
Could this idea work in some form? Let me know what yall think.
1This is some very nice fanart of my real life self, and my paper ball avatar!
This was drawn by LTimeOffer on Twitter.
LTime's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqO8qnCKEBIbajD9Y0GWHHg
11Pimento University. Pimento U. Good ol' P.U.
Pimento U
Oh, sweet P.U.
Thy fragrant odor scents the air.A pox on Yale
Poo poo per-doo
Pimento U, my college fair.3Incidentally, my favourite Pokemon belongs in the PU tier.
welp I'm stuck with a Lucario avatar cuz I'm not sure what else do I use
suggest me an avatar pls
A funny kirby gif? A 1990's picture of a weird mario cartoon face?
1Interesting, I adore Kirby and the one forum banner with Nixon's face on Kirby was on my last visited Youchew page before entering this one.
But suddenly my mind reminded me of this cool NIN picture I used for my last.fm avatar once... so I'll consider your options alongside mine. Cheers ;]
1And Nine Inch Nails it was.
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yo homies yknow what day it is? it'S CIRNO DAAAAAA-venture time
1time to vent about relationships ?
Ugh. Haven't got anything done since my laptop had died. And we're already nearly half way through the month! Sent my laptop in for repair (hope they can do something about it). If it can't be repaired I'm going to have to either:
1. Transfer leadership of the Chewiki Archiving Project and demote myself.
Or 2. Cancel the Chewiki Archiving project entirely and beg YouChew staff to keep the site up.
If anybody wants to take over (temporarily) simply PM me and I'll consider it. Again apologies I haven't done anything but I can't do anything about it at the moment.
It's still great that there's someone upkeeping the Chewiki! I really hope they give you extra time.
Did you use your own voice for that bit?
;^)
That's definitely his voice. No question about it!
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Abraham Foulkes' channel is gone?!?!?
oh, my boys were bad. now the gang's off track
High School.... damn, Debate is a lot of time, for those who care I most definitely will not have a lot of time for YTPs
I love your avatar. Tempo!
1Aww thanks!
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Everything in life is slowly turning into a meme.
2Name something that isn't a meme.
1I can't. I'm trying but I can't.
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I'm going to miss both Chewiki and YouChew after October 1st. They're such a great site.
3I might get a YouChew hoodie for the occasion.
1YouChew hoodie does exist IRL?
1they're getting rid of chewiki too? what a shame
Yoshit's planning on hosting it on a different website, though, @NitroEdits!
oh good good. was afraid we'd lose that too hahaha
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I'm going to make one more blog post on this site. I'm trying to finish it up now.
2 days left for me until school
wish me luck.
Is it bad I don't have any sort of interest in joining neither Neon Castle or YTPMania?
This profile is officially protected from online virgin predators in their 20s
I can't believe YouChew is shutting down. :(
2I hear you, dude. Still, if you want to go to either Neon Castle or YTPMania, you're free to do so.
Thanks. I'd never heard of those. I'll have to check 'em out.
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I'm going to do a remake of my 1st ytp
Just had another idea source for the upcoming poop will be coming this before Christmas or somethin', hopefully this will come to the end-of-year bang.
Guess what YTP I'm doing next?!.....
For the past couple of days, I've heard that YouChew is soon to be dead.
Luckily, I came across this new YTP forum called YTPMania.
Link to YTPMania: https://ytpmania.net/
A new type of content is coming...
1What up stinko
1Chiku chiku chacha ghari me chuha nacha
I'm really enjoying the new Spider-Man game on PS4 it's an amazing game
I don't know about you, but I haven't seen that many ytp's horror based ytp's, I've thought about making a collab based around them.
As decided by this poll I am going to be trying to re-render my newest poop properly. Any tips would be appreciated.
Edit: I've thought about it and it sounds like too much of a hassle to redo. (Try doing it, uploading again, resending, it to Clorox Corner telling him to do this one instead, etc.) Sorry to anyone who wanted me to redo it
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I'm going to miss this site when it's gone.
11I'm sure almost all of us will.
me too
Despise never been active at all, this place holds some memories to me. I will miss it too.
same
Considering the fact that Burt is dead, This scene from All Dogs Go To Heaven foreshadows his death 28 years later.
R.I.P Burt Reynolds (1936-2018)
1I don't know why @MemeKirisame loves to necrobump threads
2I do the same thing, minus the necrobumping.
2I discovered some old threads at school. Wouldn't want to miss them before the closure.
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R.I.P. Burt Reynolds. 1936-2018.
7thank you guys so much for 100 subs! I still can't believe it.
1OFFICIAL GOD OF YTP LOCATED RIGHT DARN FRICKIN' BASTARDING HERE LOOK NO FURTHER
I... live... again.
3WITNESS ME
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TO ALL COLLAB HOSTS: If you are considering publishing your collab after October 1st, please consult the participants of your collab. They may be working towards the Avid Collaborator award on YouChew, which will be unobtainable along with the other medals once the site shuts down on the first of October.
4youtube is fun because you listen to a song more than once then it never ever leaves your recommended ever
4Remember the time I drove over your cat
And when I agreed that those jeans made your butt look fatI never thought you'd find in that cheap motel
It's not what it looked like but wow you sure did yell
Forgive and forget, there's no need to dwellSorry...That's My Bad.
Sorry...That's My Bad.
I'm sorry I got kicked out of school
I heard that running butt-naked through the halls was coolI didn't know you were listening in
While discussing your eating habits and double chin
That was a private conversationSorry...That's My Bad.
Sorry...That's My Bad.
Sometimes when I drive I splash people with puddles
Roll over and sleep when I know you had to cuddle
After we hump, I'm too tired to snuggleSorry...That's My Bad.
Sorry...That's My Bad.
I thought I started college today, but it's actually on Friday. Oops.
Were this not a Youtube poop forum, the phrase "screwing around in Vegas" would take on a very, very different meaning.
13"Fear and Loathing" is when it crashes and you open it up to see how much progress you lost.
9Hooooly fuck ahahaha
It's real hard to make great poops in Vegas if ya know what I mean
1What happens in Vegas etc. etc.
"Rock Vegas" is when it FUBARs itself somehow and you have to go through the ass-breaking process of reinstalling it.
Done with Yakuza Kiwami 1! Now onto Kiwami 2!
I fucking hate Kaepernick.
I haven't been on here in forever, and it's getting shut down? Damn, that sucks
4Well as soon as you're 18, submit a registration for Neon Castle and I'm sure you'll be accepted.
There's also YTPMania if you're still into YTPs. Which allows users 13 and older.
i am working on a standalone ytp it looks great so far the source is filthy frank and pink guy
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2"Everyone disliked that."
#TVBForeverDidNothingWrongStillHeWasABitOfADumbassAyylmao
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